Today I’ve got quite the doozy for you. Now we all know the internet like the back of our hands. We use Facebook, Twitter, and we all have our own little guilty pleasure websites like 9GAG, Buzz feed, and those other ones that we visit on a regular basis. However, those are extremely tame compared to some of the ones out there that I guarantee you have not heard of, or at least I hope you haven’t. So friends today I took the plunge into the very weirdest parts of the internet that I would so no man has ever gone, but unfortunately they have. So prepare yourself because here are the 10 creepiest websites on the internet.
Number 1 is Plane Crash Recordings. Oh it gets weird right off the bat. Most of us have been on plane rides, and they can be a lot of fun. You get to go to a brand new location, or visit family that you haven’t seen in a long time.
But planes don’t always stay in the air and sometimes people start a website that’s dedicated to the recordings of the black boxes. Well yes friends disturbingly there is a creepiest websites dedicated to sharing the mp3’s and transcripts of the very moments leading up to plane crashes.
Now I didn’t choose to listen to very many because they’re disturbing, but the events leading up to crash I can tell you pretty much always involve some sort of navigational error or on-board problem but they all end up with, you know, an abrupt cutoff.
It’s fun for the whole family. If you’re someone that likes creepy and depressing stuff oh this one’s for you. Now thankfully as new technology and procedures are incorporated into planes and air travel, the rate of fatal accidents have continued to fall so that’s a good thing. Seriously, what kind of person runs a creepiest websites like this? Like what kind of person is out there saying, “Oh there was a plane crash today? “Better update the website.” (Creepy laugh).
Number 2 is Staggering Beauty. Oh this one’s the stuff of nightmares. We now live in a world where there are all kinds of video games and all kinds of genres. There are fun games like Super Mario. There are other games that are a little harder like Dark Souls.
And then there are other ones that are part artwork, part seizure inducing nightmare. Well friends Staggering Beauty is a creepiest websites that contains nothing but a black worm with white eyes. As you move your mouse around gently, the worms head follows in silence but the longer that you do it the screen suddenly flashes with crazy colors and blaring music.
It’s one of those really bizarre websites that you can never really stumble upon yourself. It would have to be sent to you by some sick friend. If you do choose to visit this website I highly recommend you do so with caution, especially if you have epilepsy because, you know, you going to end up like, (incoherent sounds).
I have to be honest though as really bizarre as this website is the animations are really quite good, which leads me to believe that it took some time to develop. So my only question to the developer of this creepiest websites is, why? There’s so many things that you could spent your time on, why this?
Number 3 is the Bongcheon Dong Ghost. Well that’s fun to say. Thanks to the beautiful invention of the internet, comic artists and writers now have the opportunity to post their web comics directly online for your consumption.
But that means that anyone can post online and because of that some people decided to make a weird internet screaming Bongcheon Dong Ghost, which is a Korean web comic about a ghost woman in pink pajamas asking where her baby is. It’s as weird as it sounds.
The idea is generally simple, with the story unfolding vertically. But the comic has a few automatic scroll triggers. Once you hit a certain page in the comic, it starts to auto scroll through a series of images. Kind of like a creepy flip book.
The two triggers are at a point when the ghost turns its head, and later when it lunges towards you and yes there’s sound. As creepy of an affect as it is, if you like jump scary stuff you’re going to love this website. The comic sort of gives your computer the feel that it’s haunted so I suggest you precedes with caution, especially if you’re watching it at night. You should probably wear a diaper; cause you going to poop yourself.
Number 4 is Rate My Poo. Speaking of poopy. Look I’m going to be real with you guys, every single person watching this video right now, at some point in their lives has taken such a big poop that they took a moment to marvel at their backside masterpiece.
Now of course from time to time we all do that secretly, and we rarely talk about it out in the open because let’s be honest, we don’t want people to know about our feces fascination. But somebody out there had the genius idea to say, “Hey, I wonder if there’s someone else out there “that enjoys looking at poop.” And they created a website dedicated to, well, posting the best poops. It allows their users to rate their corn filled toilet floaters outta 10.
And yes, the website even allows their users to highlight the very best specimens for a completely separate list of the very best pieces of booty mud. Unfortunately the website has not yet evolved to the point where you can click on a piece of poo and find out the amount of time, effort, and food required to, you know, create that beautiful food baby, but hey one day, (sigh) here’s hoping.
Number 5 is Zombocom. You know, waiting in line is horrible. Isn’t nobody got time for that; no one likes to do it. Unless you’re a frequent visitor of Zombocom, in which case you probably enjoy the virtual experience of waiting in a line while you sit through a loading screen. Yeah, that’s the website.
Well Zombocom is nothing but a loading screen. Actually it’s more a parody of other websites that contain long loading screens.
Yeah, that’s it, that’s the website. It’s literally just a loading icon and what really makes the website creepy is that when you first go to it you’re welcomed by a weird voice that says, “Welcome to Zombocom.” Some people got way too much time on their hands.
There’s just something really unsettling and ominous about the whole thing. The carnival music that accompanies the positive sounding monotone speech is really something to experience.
I think the best way to convey the creepiness to you, is to say that the website feels like an online equivalent of a clown. Overwhelmingly positive and yet completely devoid of anything more, just endless smiles. If you have a lot of spare time, feel free to check this out at your leisure because it’s a good time killer. Also, get a life.
Number 6 is Opentopia. You know, we live in an age now where people are hypersensitive about the idea of the government spying on us through surveillance cameras, but there’s a website that allows you to do just that.
Opentopia provides free live webcams from around the world. Now unlike other cam websites that focus on, you know, nice ladies making with the naked, this website mainly shows off what looks like security camera footage.
All around the world from Florida to Belgium, cameras can be monitoring birds, hotels, Universities and even bars. Now the cameras aren’t live video feeds because that would be too much strain on the website, so what they are is a series of images that can be updated by the minute.
But no matter what the functionality, this creepiest websites is damn creepy. I mean, why would you ever want to watch somebody doing something potentially embarrassing? It’s just weird. Oh, (laughs) next.
Number 7 is Memory of. Oh god this one’s disturbing. You know, losing a child is something unimaginable, and it’s something that most parents wouldn’t want to share.
I said most parents, because Memory of is a website dedicated to children that have died as a stillborn and it labels itself as an online center for healing. The website contains condolences, photo albums, and memorial candles.
It’s equal parts tragic and creepy, especially the photo album, that’s a little bit more on the creepy side. You know, the healing aspect of it, I get that, I think it’s a great thing but taking pictures of stillborn babies is really gross. In fact it kinda makes me nauseous cause the idea of death and the, kind of… (thud) (groans) It’s gross.
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Number 9, we’ll just go with that. The website is extremely simple, actually probably a little too simple. It’s just a black background with an orange and red text, with the occasional photo as you toggle through the pages, that’s it. It contains what most experts would call, psychopath nonsense. Phrases like, “I am that I am,” and “blessed be that name,” pop up throughout the pages in a style that can only be described as wacko.
For whatever reason this website does in fact exist, and it’s the perfect mixture of bizarre and unsettling in a weird little concoction of (strange noise) Of course the guy who created the website chose not to list his contact information, but if I had to guess his email, it’s probably something like (incoherent sounds) dot com.
Number 9 is Creepypasta. If you’re a 90’s kid you probably recall the show Are You Afraid of the Dark. Which consisted of a series of horror stories told by kids around a campfire, it was classic.
Well this website lists the weirdest creepypastas that you could possibly imagine which is kind of like a digital version of a campfire horror story.
The website is simple and effective at presenting modern urban legends that people would message each other about online, except it’s all gathered in one freaky place.
Now creepypasta is of course one of the many websites that are out there that allow users to post and rate creepy stories online but because this is the website that helped bring slender man into our lives, I’m going to give it the creepy seal of approval.
You know, a lot of people say that if you spend any extended amount of time on this website reading through all the stories, you’ll never be the same again but I don’t agree with that because I made a creepy pasta video and I’m normal as ever. (Stomping and panting) See, normal.
Number 10, the Deep Web. Now unlike the other topics on this list, the Deep Web isn’t a single website but instead a collection of websites that are not easily accessed and that’s a good thing.
You see, the Deep Web is far creepier than anything you can normally find through a search engine like Google.
The Deep Web essentially comprises all of the websites that are not indexed by your traditional search engines. “But Matt, what are some examples?” Well, since you ask, one website is dedicated to an organization that gave detailed information about experiments done on live humans.
There’s another website that’s dedicated to fan fiction focused on pedophilia. And those are the only examples I could give you because frankly I was getting scared by doing this research.